Brother Prints

Quiz for dogs.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Astrophysics made simple.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

PSA Banter.

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Dachshund grown chart

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'The kit's finally arrived then.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Philosopher trading cards.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.

"XIVth Street"

Not you again, Achilles.