Brother Gifts

Quiz for dogs.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Astrophysics made simple.

PSA Banter.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Dachshund grown chart

Philosopher trading cards.

'The kit's finally arrived then.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."

"If they fit, we can return them."

A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.

"XIVth Street"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'