Brother's Keeper Prints

My new year's resolution is to ask Jimmy Doohan's sister to hold hands with me. Mine is to tell Jimmy Doohan's sister where your hands have been, so she'll hold hands with me instead

I love my Timpani

Raheem Sterling

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

The Goalkeeper

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Ginger Baker.

The Drummer

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Goal

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'So far I've got Sacramento Kings, L.A. Kings, Kings of Leon, Kings of Comedy, King of Rock 'n Roll...Have I left anyone out of your trademark infringement suit, sire?'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

"Who, me?"

"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

The Drummer