Bronzer Believer T-Shirts

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Lesbians for Christ

Fairy Vet

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Big bumpers.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Two of everything.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

The Fountain of Youth.

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'