Bromance Booker Pillows

Bromance

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Post Game Day Betting.

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Proposal on a snowboard

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Yin And Yang break up

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'