Brochure Muncher Prints

"I'm putting you on a high fiber diet. You can start by eating this brochure."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"They're sound bites."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Cake!

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

Go there Travel Agency.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Why not invest that money in 'Tooth Fairy PLC'? Send for a prospectus now.'

Naughty Food

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"