Motivated Munchers Prints

You don't waste any time shoveling out your car! I always keep a snack in the glove compartment for motivation!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Cereal Tasting.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'