Brochure Critic Pillows

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

The suggestion box.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Who's In Charge Here?

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

"Budget Cuts."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'