Broadway Productions Pillows

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Modern Major General

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Hollywood producer.

Broadway Moosical.

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Waiting For Superman

Jane Krakowski

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Oh, come on!!"

Stage producer.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

"But first - a word from our sponsor."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'