Broadway Productions Prints

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Modern Major General

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Broadway Moosical.

Hollywood producer.

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Fred Astaire

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Jane Krakowski

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Stage producer.

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Waiting For Superman

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Oh, come on!!"

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

"But first - a word from our sponsor."

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Animal Musicals