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'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

Easter Island legs

Frog in the puddles.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Emigrating to France.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Distance to horizon varies.

“It's his first hibachi.”

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

'Cryonics Kit'

Land's End

"Ambitions... to be opened."

Careers guidance

'For once can't you open your mind?'

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

'First time, is it?'

Dead to Me

The Usual Retirement or Wild Thing

Paella

Gender.

'You just have to learn to say no.'

'Just got back Jim? Where id you go in the end?'

Open Minded

"Smith, you've been with the firm a long time - you deserve something for that. So we're laying you off so you can branch out and try something new."