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"Ambitions... to be opened."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

I think you should go after my job!

Woman out on limb

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Cycle of Professional Development

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Scenic route?'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Leap of Faith

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

'Retail real estate slump...'

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Penguin: 'NOW we get to FLY!'

"The mirage of all mirages."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Careers guidance

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

Positions for 'Asskissers'.