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'I write the crawl...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Dialogue

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

'Och lye the news'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Malcolm Sargent

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."