British Weather Admirer Pillows

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Good News about winter

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Welcome to Scotland...

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Hurricane damage to trees

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."