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'When they said more people were holiday at home I think they meant in the UK.'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Are we there yet?!'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Summer beach games

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'We've been on one of those 'fly-drive' holidays. He kept flying off the handle and the kids drove me up the wall.'