British Tv Buff Prints

"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

Barbara Windsor

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Barry Took.

"He keeps saying 'universe' then 'cosmos'... what is what, for heaven's sake?"

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Great British Eccentrics.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

I love the Shard

"Downton Abbey Road"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Woman and TV.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Couch Potatoes

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."