British Tv Aficionados Prints

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Gogglebollox.

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

"Why do mothers and fathers only get one day and sharks get a week?"

The walking dead

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'