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"You can't video the football. I'm taping Coronation Street on the other side."

Barbara Windsor

'They were behind the sofa.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Barry Took.

"He keeps saying 'universe' then 'cosmos'... what is what, for heaven's sake?"

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Great British Eccentrics.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Downton Abbey Road"

I love the Shard

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Tunnel of TV

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Homo Zapiens

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Woman and TV.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'