British Rail Mugs

'We have two classes - first and children.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Well did he?"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Latest Railway Marvel.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Sushi Train Set.

Run from the hills!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

HS2

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"