British Pride Gifts

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

World Cup Fever

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

StonesHendge.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Gareth Bale

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Paunch and Judy.

Dua Lipa caricature

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Disparate housewives.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'