British Music Gifts

Suggs.

Eric Clapton

Great British Eccentrics.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Bangers and Mash

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Barristers

Jarvis Cocker

I love the Shard

Camping holidays in the British summer.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

StonesHendge.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Michael Caine

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Dua Lipa caricature

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Beef Wellingtons

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Paunch and Judy.