British Monarchy Mugs

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

Prince Philip

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Meghan Markle gives birth to a Baby Boy

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

William III

Queen Mary II

Kate Middleton

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

King George I

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

Hadrian's Wall

"Surprise!"

'The Burrito King.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Czarcasm

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"