British Holidays Gifts

Go Britain!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Summertime

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Happy holidays for kids.

Ladies by the seaside

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

The Charge of the Kids

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Email Notifications

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

New Hampshire Minute

"Noooooooooooo!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'