British Empire Pillows

William Pitt the Elder

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Great British Eccentrics.

Hadrian's Wall

Barristers

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Russia Money Laundering

Camping holidays in the British summer.

British Prime Minister

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

World Cup Fever

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

StonesHendge.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Dictators Consuming the World

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Elizabeth II

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph