British Culture Observer Pillows

'Er, babe - Got ya i-pod on? Wanna crisp? Coke?'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Great British Eccentrics.

Selfie Stick

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The americanisation of vulture.

I love the Shard

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Pizza Tower Bridge

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Paunch and Judy.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

Glenn Hoddle

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Disparate housewives.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Britain's first official astronaut.

America's pastimes through British eyes

William Hague as Churchill.

"If you get accepted into the art world I suppose that'll be the end of us merely sunbathing."

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Liking a Painting

Why are you dressed like a British lawyer? The term is barrister, but it doesn't surprise me you don't know that. In fact, it helps me make the case I'm here to prove today: That you're a meathead because you suffered concussions playing football. That's ridiculous. Hold on! Let your counsel represent you. I want to be fair. Counsel? Never mind. He seems to have no comment.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire