Bridgerton Buff T-Shirts

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Beanirrito"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Verbal Orders

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Charles Dickens

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Kit makes an appointment

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Lady Jane Grey

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Big Boy Foot

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

UK dissolution

The Troposhere

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Terry Wogan

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"