Bridgerton Buff Mugs

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Beanirrito"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Verbal Orders

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Charles Dickens

Big Boy Foot

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Kit makes an appointment

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Lady Jane Grey

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

The Troposhere

UK dissolution

The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"