Brick Wall Analyst Gifts

'This doesn't look good.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

US and the EU

"Werewolves of London..."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

LEGO profits.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Bricklayer

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'