Brick Wall Analyst Gifts

'This doesn't look good.'

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"Werewolves of London..."

US and the EU

"Have you tried biting him?"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Bricklayers in goal.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Builders bum

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Bricklayer