Brick Layer T-Shirts

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Where is global warming when you want it?

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'