Brick-and-mortar Supporter Pillows

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"$119? I can get this on the internet for $36!"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Things I love about Powell River...

Alms Bank

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Me and my money are soon parted

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Rodin's Charity Collector

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"We will remember them."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Benefactor of children

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Where is global warming when you want it?

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"