Brexit Braniac Pillows

Due to votes on the line the 2016 gravy train to Brussels is cancelled.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Flags

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

New Resident of Downing Street

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"My farewell gift!"

Switch on brain

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

The Oxford Comma Coin

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

X-RAY

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

The power of the brain

Hard Border

Brexit 2016

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."