Brexit Braniac Gifts

Due to votes on the line the 2016 gravy train to Brussels is cancelled.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Flags

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

Genius Envy

New Resident of Downing Street

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"My farewell gift!"

Switch on brain

The Oxford Comma Coin

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

X-RAY

The power of the brain

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Hard Border

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Brexit 2016