Brexit Conversationalist Pillows

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

New Resident of Downing Street

Honest Boris

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"My farewell gift!"

The Oxford Comma Coin

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Labour moderates rallying cry.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Hard Border

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Brexit 2016

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Voting in the UK

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Brexit Calendar

"We could always plead guilty in a specific and limited way"