Brexit Conversationalist Pillows

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

New Resident of Downing Street

Honest Boris

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"My farewell gift!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Labour moderates rallying cry.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Hard Border

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

Brexit 2016

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Voting in the UK

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Brexit Calendar

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

A lesson in wit

Revenge is a dish best served cold.