Brevity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The Proust of Twitter

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"You're afraid of what?"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Reading in the rain.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Knight

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Blessed are the brief.

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

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My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

'I'm cured!'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"You need to limit your Artist's Statement to 140 characters."

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #