Brevity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

The Proust of Twitter

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"You're afraid of what?"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Reading in the rain.

Knight

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Blessed are the brief.

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

'I'm cured!'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

I brake for worms

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's the old saying...'