Brevity Artist T-Shirts

The Proust of Twitter

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'Do I have to be creative?'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Creative Baby.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Art of Surviving

Jackson Pollock as a child

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Colours

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

'It's just a first draft.'

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

What are you going to do with him? He drew all over the papyrus again instead of on the wall.