Breakup Pillows

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

Terrible at Goodbyes

"So that's your final answer."

'It's not you, it's your carbon footprint.'

"You no longer spark joy, Charly."

The Emergence Of Language

"Brad, we've got to talk."

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

'This is goodbye, Fred, but of course, I'll never forget you.'

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

'It's not us, Louis. It's our medications that don't interact well together.'

'It has nothing to do with you, Bessie. It's just that I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"I want out, Laura."

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

"If you really want to know why I'm dumping you, you may want to check out my website where there's a long detailed explanation posted."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

Tunnel of Love exit.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'I'm leaving you because you know the price of everything and the value of nothing.'

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

Rioters carrying sign reading 'Actually, it's more complicated than that'.

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"I never meant to hurt you."

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

'I'm leaving, Ed. I cannot endure another minute of our sick, co-dependent farce of a marriage...'

Blues artis's daily list

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

"I hope we can still be cousins."

'They say that breaking up is hard to do, so I brought along a grief counselor.'

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

She left Friday. He noticed Tuesday, when all the clean towels ran out.