Breaking The Glass Ceiling Prints

Look out, here comes the old man

The Path to Success

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Frog in the puddles.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'No it's still not fixed'

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"I came up through the ranks."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

With-it Woman