Glass Climber Enthusiast Prints

Gecko small talk: 'Whenever I stick to glass, I really amaze them.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Rubbish and Everest

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

The Top of the Mountain.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Why are you people following me?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Hurdles with Steps

'Just how tall is this building?'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Beginner Level Escalators

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."