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"French toast anyone?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Pastry Hat

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Full English Breakfast.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Pope tarts.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'How would you like your toast?'

Cereal Tasting.