Breakfast Maven Pillows

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Apples for sale

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'