Breakfast Innovators Pillows

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

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'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"We're making progress."

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'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

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It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

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"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

'At least it pops up NOW.'