Breakfast Innovators Prints

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"We're making progress."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Punkcakes

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

Heston Blumenthal Kitchen Appliances - Sale.

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'