Breakfast Guru Pillows

'At least it pops up NOW.'

'The toaster is simply broken - I didn't enable a pop-up blocker.'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Have you got your make up on yet?

WHACK!

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

"Carpe pizza"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"First you make a roux."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

A tureen of chefs

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

Overloaded on Junk Food.

Bear eating Nutri-Honey.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

"Remember...the way to a person's heart is through their stomach!"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...