Breakfast Communication Expert Mugs

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

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'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'