Breakfast Choices Mugs

Menu. Breakfast Specials. I could have eggs or cereal for breakfast. I'm flex-fueled.

Tartine

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Pastry Hat

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Full English Breakfast.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."