Breakfast Beverages Mugs

'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."