Breakfast Achiever Gifts

The Rise of Man

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Cereal Tasting.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'How would you like your toast?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."