Breakdown Service Worker T-Shirts

You called? (AA Man in a crane).

'We can improve our patrol allocation,'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'The customer is always right...'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Small Government Is Here

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Helicopter

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Fire Backwards.

'No tipping please.'

'Oh - It's you.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

First aid and sculpture

'Is that freshly brewed?'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."