Break Advocate T-Shirts

'... And I haven't lifted a finger for two weeks!'

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

Oligarchy

Create some buzz!

The Ascent of Woman

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Budgetmageddon

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

The Great Chartist Demonstration. No. V. - In action.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'