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"No more cell phone talking for a month!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Out for lunch... GOD

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

Off Duty sign on desk.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

"Please hold my calls."

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'

"What do you mean 'Get her to stop'?...Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her tell her 'I hear you'...and grow a thicker skin! Baby tears aren't little grenades, loser!"

May I propose a political theory? Not now, dear. I shouldn't even have to ask you Snookums. If I've got a theory about the world, I should just be able to say it. That's part of being in a relationship. I should be able to talk and know that you're going to listen to me. I'm still pontificating! Come back here!!!

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

'I need a break. What can I download that'll take an hour?'

Ring. If that me calling, I'm obviously not here.

"Perhaps, in the name of mutual respect, you could call your husband something other than your minion."

"We installed thick, shag carpet. We got tired of everyone dropping and breaking their phones."

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

'Stop putting words in my mouth!'

Company Canteen - Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, but it's the only place I can find you.